The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!