the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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ability to run very fast forever

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to be a woman

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power not to be Chuck Norris

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to pee ants.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!