The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to see through glass doors.

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to smell poo...

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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the power to make body fat go away

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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vomitspit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!