- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

The power to see even though you can already see.

The ability to bleed lava

The ability to smell with your hands

The power to make a sound that attracts whales

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to reed a platypus mind.

the power to not have super powers...

The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

Being only half invisible.

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

the power to talk backwards

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

Pointless Super Powers