The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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to make asians smart

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to peak braille

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!