The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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the power to itch your teeth

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The Power to fart glitter

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The ability to not have a super power.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to bleed

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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the power to get sick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!