The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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The power to shape-shift but only into an Alpaca

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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the power to jizz on cue

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Aweonao

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to sneeze backwards

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to pee while standing up

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!