The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to not care.

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to have gravity.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!