The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to swim on land.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to not care.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!