- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to control weather on Mars

The power to shit on the ceiling

the power to get drunk you are needed

the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The ability to look at someone and die.

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

the power to read your own mind

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

The ability to poop glue.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

To have the ability to piss off the police

lol

The power to be gay on command.

the power to write comic books

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

The power to only be obesely fat.

Pointless Super Powers