The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power... to move you.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The ability to poop glue.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!