The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!