The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to understand math.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to do nothing.

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Endless falling....

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to live through torture.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!