The power to wink really fast.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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the power to commit crime.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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the power to die on command

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!