The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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the power to see stuff

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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The power to troll the Internet.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to write about power.

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the power to write comic books

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!