The power to form a Belgian government

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to think.

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to transform into air.

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!