The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!