the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!