the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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the power to poop pee

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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the power to be a complete troll

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to create another human

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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The power to peak braille

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!