the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The power to float without gravity.

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The power to write about power.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!