The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to silence explosions.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!