The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The power to be your self

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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the power to make body fat go away

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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Guys, it's over.

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to understand myspace

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!