The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to predict the past.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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power to breathe

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to die in one second

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!