the power to be powerless.

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to be your self

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!