The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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the power to poop pee

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The power to make meringues levitate

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the power to shit shards of glass

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!