The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!