The ability to self destruct at will.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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the ability to levitate

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The power to block your own powers

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!