The power to be a bird that can't fly

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The power to die at will

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to meme 20% harder

The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

the power to be wrong

The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

The power drown in water

The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

the ability to talk to humans

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!