The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power to have no power

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!