To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

The power to go suicide

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale


the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

Shit bricks I love itttttt

The power to touch anything that is touchable.

the power to see through bananas

The power to look like yourself

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

Birthday In August Just wait On it

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!