Liam Brudenell

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The ability to see everything in shades of green

the power to turn wine into water

The power to fly, but only fly north

The ability to fart like a zombie.

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!