the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to fart tear gas

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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the power to read your own thoughts

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!