The power to hear morse code.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The power to have no powers

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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ability to run very fast forever

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to read this.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to shit without squinting.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!