the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to have no power

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!