The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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the power to get extra homework

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!