The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to digest corn.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to kill you self.

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The power to never have fun...never.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!