The power to poop without wiping

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The power to fart tear gas

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to be normal.

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!