The ability to self destruct at will.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to eat your own head.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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the power to run in slow motion

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!