The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to kill you self.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to be normal.

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The ability to poop glue.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to never have fun...never.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!