The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to even

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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the power to get married

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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the power to time travel to the present

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!