The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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the power to hovertate

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to be alone

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power of women's rights.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!