The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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Really bendy thumbs.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!