The power to have really sweaty palms.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to not see anything

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!