- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

The power to smell water.

The power to change the colour of your right index finger

The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

The power to rite liek dis

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

To be able to generate cancer at will

the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

the power not eat more than one pringel.

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

the power to send future you crazy

Pointless Super Powers