The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to be alone

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!