a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!