The power to be a gamer

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!