The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the power to get fat in America

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!