- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

The power to see but only with eyes????

The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

Endless falling....

The power of night-blindness.

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

anything Aquaman does

the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

the ability to spin gold into straw

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

the power to melt your bones

The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

the power to get struck by lightning at will.

Pointless Super Powers