- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to run Crysis.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to be powerless

The power to make dead batteries appear.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The ability to self destruct at will.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to fly in tornadoes

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

Pointless Super Powers