- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

the ability to levitate

The power to have gravity.

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to make everything worse

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

The ability to poop glue.

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The ability to be heard in space

power to fly when your underwater

The power to see through glass

Infinite knowledge when dead

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

Pointless Super Powers