Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to rite liek dis

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!