- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to rotten food.

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to negate all powers including your own.

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

The power to be alone

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The power to lower your own ego.

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

Pointless Super Powers