- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

The power of hindsight

the power to get drunk you are needed

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The ability to pull open push only doors

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to be asleep while in bed

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to crap without pissing.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The ability to poop glue.

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to find spare change in the sofa

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

Pointless Super Powers