The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!