the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to predict the present

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!