The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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To have the power to breathe

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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penis

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!