The power to fly in tornadoes

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!