The ability to open a door that was already open.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to become powerless

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to rite liek dis

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Power to freeze ice.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!