- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to die on command.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to like Justin Bieber

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to fail a test everytime

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

Pointless Super Powers