being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!