Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The power to poo.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!