The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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the power to time travel to the present

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!