- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

the power to turn wine into water.

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

Read fortune cookies without opening them

The power to self destruct

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to shrink boobs

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The ability to die instantly

the power to jizz money

Pointless Super Powers