The power to have a pointless power.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!