The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to eat your own head.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!