- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to swim on land.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The power to ignore useful information

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The power to speak using their mouth

power to age faster

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power to always be at half mast.

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

Pointless Super Powers