The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to smell whore

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!