The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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the power to write comic books

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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the power to see through windows.;.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!