The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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the power to melt your bones

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power of christ ;)

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!