- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to chew with your tongue

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The power to see through glass

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

the power to cook sandwiches when married

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

The ability to pee while standing up for men

The power to see but only with eyes????

The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

The power to become powerless

The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

Pointless Super Powers