- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to half transform to something.

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

the power to summon a pen, once

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to only see glass.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

Pointless Super Powers