The ability to part hair.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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the power to get fat in America

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to poop standing up

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!