- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to create a unicorn online.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to change your urine to any color

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The ability to not be Batman

the power to jizz money

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

The power to have a invisible boat mobile

The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The power to shape-shift only into a human

the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

The ability to make your heart teleport.

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

Pointless Super Powers