The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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To have the power to breathe

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to look at Sun.

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!