the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to have no powers

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to fly when in something flying

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!