The power to shrink boobs

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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yo mama

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to turn any object into food

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!