The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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open up pickles glass

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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75% levitation

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the ability to die on command

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to be alone

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!