- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power to die

the power to defecate while standing up...

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The power to make remotes invisible

The power to die at will

Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

Pointless Super Powers