- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to wish you had a power

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to ignore useful information

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The ability to poop glue.

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

Pointless Super Powers