the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to troll.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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the power to fail at life

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!