The power... to move you.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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the ability to levitate

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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the power to get married

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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the power to make faces at the blind

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!