Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!