The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to become powerless

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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to do nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!