The power to Rage Against The Machine

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to be a snail

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!