the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to not have any power at all

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to be powerless

The power to ignore useful information

power to age faster

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

The power to create a unicorn online.

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

being black

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to be gay on command.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!