The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to eat socks

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to have gravity.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!