The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!