The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to be normal.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to die on command.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!