The power to go hibernate at winter.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power of bad luck

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to block your own powers

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to divide by 0

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!