- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die on command.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to block your own powers

the power to get fat in America

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The power to rotten food.

ability to run very fast forever

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

the power to get wider by eating junk food

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to eat socks

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

the power to hovertate

Pointless Super Powers