The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to eat socks

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!