- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to hovertate

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to have no superpower

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The ability to poop glue.

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to obey gravity

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

the power to time travel to the present

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

Pointless Super Powers