To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!