- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to digest corn.

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

To change your eye colour when ever you want

The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The power to turn water into wine.

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

Pointless Super Powers