The power to speak to toasters

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the power to run in slow motion

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to never have fun...never.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!