The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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power to fly when your underwater

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to have no power

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The power to be normal.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!