The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!