The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to like any show

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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the power to hate nature

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!