The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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To shit bricks.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!