The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to digest corn.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!