The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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the power to get married

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!