The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to die

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to kill you self.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!