the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power of learning

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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the power to do nothing

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The power to be missed when present.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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the power to read this sentence

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!