The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

thumb_up thumb_down +121

The power that turns farts into music.

thumb_up thumb_down +119

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

thumb_up thumb_down +117

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

thumb_up thumb_down +111

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

thumb_up thumb_down +101

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

thumb_up thumb_down +99

The power to run Crysis.

thumb_up thumb_down +95

The Ability to shit studs once a week

thumb_up thumb_down +95

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

thumb_up thumb_down +95

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

thumb_up thumb_down +93

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

thumb_up thumb_down +91

The power to poo without wiping.

thumb_up thumb_down +89

the power to make your nipples dissappear

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

thumb_up thumb_down +87

That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

thumb_up thumb_down +87

the power to summon a pen, once

thumb_up thumb_down +87

The power to breathe slightly faster

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

thumb_up thumb_down +81

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

thumb_up thumb_down +81

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

thumb_up thumb_down +81

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

thumb_up thumb_down +77

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

thumb_up thumb_down +77

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!