- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

the power to do nothing

the power to become translucent

The power to break bones at will.

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

Pointless Super Powers