make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to self destruct

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!