- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The ability to die instantly

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to shrink boobs

the power to jizz money

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

the power to do nothing

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The power to break bones at will.

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

the power to become translucent

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power to be asleep while in bed

Pointless Super Powers