The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The ability to poop glue.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power of learning

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The ability to go to hell.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to smell water.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!