- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power drown in water

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to only be obesely fat.

The ability to be heard in space

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to look TV

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

the power to defecate while standing up...

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

the power to be good at something your already good at.

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power to see through glass

Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

Pointless Super Powers