The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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the power to time travel to the present

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!