the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!