The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to see through glass doors.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!