The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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the power to animate condiments

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The ability to become visible at will.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!