The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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To never remember what the word if means

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!