The power to die,but only if your alive!

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to be gay on command.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to die on command.

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the power to get fat in America

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!