the power to see through clear glass.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to be normal.

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!