the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to have no power

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!