the power to send future you crazy

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to see through a hole

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the power to see through windows

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!