the power to animate condiments

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to die

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to crap without pissing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!