the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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the power to get fat in America

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to do nothing

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to even

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The power to digest corn.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!