The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!