The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to eat socks

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to make everything worse

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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the power to die

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!