- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to jerk off with no hands.

The power to make money disappear.

the power to jizz money

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to digest corn.

The power to be blind

ability to run very fast forever

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

the power to read your own mind

The power to no sweat in the cold.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

Pointless Super Powers