the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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the power to misspell

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to change your urine to any color

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!