- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

the power to be forever alone

the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to be a snail

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

the ability to wake up on an elephant

Nothing

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The power to self destruct

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

Nope. Just nope.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

the power to hovertate

Pointless Super Powers