The power to control mealworms

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!