the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to smell any point in time

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to smell people's moods

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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the power to do nothing

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!