the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!