The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The ability to pass out at will.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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the power to like justin beiber

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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Really bendy thumbs.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!