The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The ability to smell colors

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The power of women's rights.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!