The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to see oxygen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!