The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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the ability to blow yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!