- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

the power to enter a coma.

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power think five times slower.

The power to die using only your mind.

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to swim on land.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to absolutely nothing

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

the power to animate condiments

The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

Pointless Super Powers