- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to break bones at will.

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

the power to become translucent

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

The power of exploding when you think.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to be powerless

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

Pointless Super Powers