The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to predict the present

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The ability to jump

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to become powerless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!