The power to see through glass

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to have no power

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to poop without wiping

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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the power to be super ugly

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swear words -jesse

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!