The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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Aweonao

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!