The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to become famous on vine

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to see via toe nails

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to kill you self.

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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the power to become demented

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!