The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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the ability to command watermelons

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to pee any color

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!