Power to freeze ice.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The ability to not live forever

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!