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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.
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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much
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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination
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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.
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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.
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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig
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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!
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Doing a handstand with your feet
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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.
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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.
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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime
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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.
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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup
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the ability to un-dank any meme
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the power to hovertate
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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.
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The ability to see everything in black and white.
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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.
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The power to read your own mind
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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it
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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.
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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.
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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan
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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!